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Family Guy

                                      Should Do Star Wars                                         Again. The prequels that is.                            Dr Hartmann as Qui-Gonn Jinn (The Phantom Menace) and Palpatine  (Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith)                          Carter Pewtershmitt as Count Dooku (Attack of th...

Boris and the Letterbox

This is a letterbox : This is a burka : This is a  Bulbasaur, notice the shape of the eyes : This is a racist, egotistical moron :       Who admires this guy :                         and obviously doesn't know what a rectangle is!  

Fan Fic Three

Obvious Plot Points Which "Revenge of the Sith" Missed and Some Changes Which Make the Narrative Better. 1. The Jedi know Padme will die because of Anakin's visions but they are resigned to her death. 2. Anakin suspects Qui-Gonn and Dooku conspired to create the clone army. 3. Anakin suspects Qui-Gonn and Dooku conspired to start the clone war. 4. Anakin therefore suspects Dooku is communing with Qui-Gonn. 6. This is based o n Anakin's vision which shows Qui-Gonn being able to communicate with his wife, despite being dead. He is actually killed by the "clone progenitor (CP)", not Darth Maul, who is in turn killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi in slightly altered version of Episode Two. 7.  Qui-Gonn Jinn was once Dooku's master, not the other way around. 8. Anakin thinks Qui-Gonn Jinn is still Dooku's apprentice. 9. This "chain of command" leaves Anakin suspecting his own former master. 10. Padme is actually able...