Bromans, a new programme for the feeble minded

#ITV2's #Bromans is probably the sickest, most offensive thing on television! The ancient Romans should not be admired or emulated just to entertain the target audience of drunk-and-or-feeble-minded twenty-somethings.

Julius Ceasar was worse than Adolf Hitler.

I repeat:
Julius Ceasar was worse than Adolf Hitler.

Julius.
Ceasar.
Was.
Worse.
Than.
Fucking
Adolf
fucking
Hitler.
Hitler thought people would forget about the Jews, just like the Armenian Genocide was mostly forgotten. Ceasar would have bragged about killing the European Jewry as some kind of heroic achivement like he boasted about exterminating the Gauls.

If the Romans had been around in the 1930's they would have made one half of the Jewish population murder the other half just to make a fucking snuff film!

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