New names for old morons

New names in bold, old names (real) in italics:

Battleship Delusions Battlestar Galactica

Libcum libcom

Strictly Come In My Face Strictly Come Dancing

Kert Rats Star Trek (every iteration and incarnation)

Captain Twerp Chris Pine

Lieutenant Twerp Chris Helmsworth

New Snaga (some of these are a bit old) New Labour/the Labour Party

Hate Mail Daily Mail

Torygraph Daily Telegraph

Gordon Brown-Jenkin Gordon Brown MP

Azabush (the Blind Idiot President) George Walker Bush

Shub-Blunkett (the Black Sheep of the Labour Party with a Thousand minus One Young) David Blunkett MP

Comments

The Feudal? System of Westeros

Feudalism, such as it is, in "A Song of Ice and Fire", is an interesting concept when peasants are not bound to the land. There was no Westerosi emperor Diocletian. The great houses operate very much like the old kings of Ireland, and India during the Raj also. In both cases the English monarch became the overlord of these peoples in the same way Aegon the Conqueror conquered six of the seven kingdoms. The Lords are petty kings with the iron throne belonging to an overlord (or High King as was the equivalent case in Ireland). I would assume that every local lord is able to demand some from of tribute from nearby peasants but even this may not be certain. What the main lords subsist on, I would imagine, is their ability to enforce the king's laws and their rights over the lands they rule. This specifically means being able to fine poachers (and criminals in general). One could imply from the television adaptation that each of the main lords depends on their control...

Fan theories 2

Just as Childhood's End (first theory) could be viewed as a prelude or explanation of many SF fictional universes (the "Overmind" is the Force in Star Wars, among others) the film AI could be a seen as a mythological version of the founding of The Culture -in particular the "panhumans" described as being abundant in the (well "our") galaxy and beyond. At the film's epilogue, all the humans had been killed as a result of a new Ice Age but the descendants (so to speak) of the film's "mechas" (intelligent androids) remain. It could be conceivable that a similar event actually happened in Earth's distant past. A race of hominids, perhaps unknown in the fossil record, invented and heavily utilised, artificial intelligence just before their civilisation was destroyed in an ice age. Of course, a few survivors could have left Earth in spaceships before this happened, but the main point is that the AIs which survived were able to crea...

Fan theories 18

Hi there, this is Elench-San and I have more Dragon Ball theories! There is a lot about the franchise that is either contradictory or shouldn't be taken too seriously. For example the anime often shows a realistic globe of the Earth or a view from space with identifiable continents. But a map of the "Dragon World" is slightly askew. This perhaps lends to two completely bonkers theories: Dragon World is basically Arda (as in Middle Earth, Hobbits and shit) or Planetos (as in Wars of the Roses, continent-sized empires, dragons!) OK maybe not, but one can actually connect Toriyama's world with Tolkien's. Both have dragons, gods, werewolves and vampires as well as collectible jewels! The map often given is reminiscent of that of "Planetos". The reason a fantasy world maybe set in the distant past of Earth is to do with those titular dragon balls. This is also why the world is also so apparently depopulated. ...

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