New names for old morons

New names in bold, old names (real) in italics:

Battleship Delusions Battlestar Galactica

Libcum libcom

Strictly Come In My Face Strictly Come Dancing

Kert Rats Star Trek (every iteration and incarnation)

Captain Twerp Chris Pine

Lieutenant Twerp Chris Helmsworth

New Snaga (some of these are a bit old) New Labour/the Labour Party

Hate Mail Daily Mail

Torygraph Daily Telegraph

Gordon Brown-Jenkin Gordon Brown MP

Azabush (the Blind Idiot President) George Walker Bush

Shub-Blunkett (the Black Sheep of the Labour Party with a Thousand minus One Young) David Blunkett MP

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Baby Trump

A stoned baby visits London. What if Trump meets the Queen and the first thing he says is "If you weren't so old I'd rape you". What if he asks her why she killed Diana Spencer? If we ignore Donald Trump does anyone really think that he'd just GO AWAY? And, even if that were possible, how does one go about this without using terrorist tactics to hijack the mass media?

Fan Theories Eight

Q both created and manipulated the Borg. They/He did this in order to prevent the version of the Federation in the Mirror Mirror universe from coming to power. Without the Borg , the events of Star Trek:First Contact would never have happened and the United Federation of Planets would become the Terran Empire. The Borg also made an alliance between long-time Federation adversaries the Romulan Star Empire. This allowed the Borg to invade Federation space by passing through Romulan space (the first time round) and is the reason for the Enterprise-E being ordered to the Romulan border in Star Trek:First Contact . Elder Romulan politicians and officers who opposed the alliance were ousted (and probably assimilated) in a coup, allowing ambitious officers like Sela to come to the fore. It makes a weird kind of sense for the Romulans to ally with the Borg, if only to keep the Federation on its toes. This means t...

Fan theories 18

Hi there, this is Elench-San and I have more Dragon Ball theories! There is a lot about the franchise that is either contradictory or shouldn't be taken too seriously. For example the anime often shows a realistic globe of the Earth or a view from space with identifiable continents. But a map of the "Dragon World" is slightly askew. This perhaps lends to two completely bonkers theories: Dragon World is basically Arda (as in Middle Earth, Hobbits and shit) or Planetos (as in Wars of the Roses, continent-sized empires, dragons!) OK maybe not, but one can actually connect Toriyama's world with Tolkien's. Both have dragons, gods, werewolves and vampires as well as collectible jewels! The map often given is reminiscent of that of "Planetos". The reason a fantasy world maybe set in the distant past of Earth is to do with those titular dragon balls. This is also why the world is also so apparently depopulated. ...

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