Skip to main content

Jigglypuff/Fan Fiction

How To Take Over The:

 1. World 

 This song:
"Jigglypuff, Jiggly, yy-puff, puff
Jigglypuff, Jiggly
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
With trouble brewing or
Laughter in the air
With a smile, with a sigh
With all the right stuff
There are so many times when the
Song is just enough
Magical powers in the lush grass
In the shade of Mt. Moon
Make the song
Soothe you
(Jigglypuff, Jiggly, yy-puff)
The power of the melody moves you
Jigglypuff, Jiggly, Jiggly!
When it all seems lost, out of control
When the struggle breaks down and
Fear takes its toll
You can count on a friend who's
Just tough enough
And the song that's alive in the heart
Of Jigglypuff
Hours and hours
In the lush grass at the base
Of Mt. Moon
Make the song
Soothe you
(Jigglypuff, Jiggly, yy-puff)
The power of the melody moves you
The sing attack grooves you…"
I'd love to do a horror film where this happens: 
a deaf couple drive into town but everyone has disappeared! Where are they, this is getting scary! Being deaf they are immune to the Song of Jigglypuff. Two hours later the survivors convene in a School for the Deaf. 
  
2. (Star Wars) Galaxy 

 with three Pokemon-
Jigglypuff sends Darth Sidious to sleep, allowing Darth Vader to finally stab his master with a lightsaber. 
Psyduck uses Confusion on all the Imperial Guardsmen and Stormtropoopers, causing them to all shoot each other!
Finally, Pikachu wastes Vader using its electric attacks, turning the Sith Lord into a melted puddle of burned flesh, metal and plastic!

 3. Universe/Cosmos/Multiverse

 with one Jigglypuff, one magnum .345 and one button allowing one to meet Zeno-
One appears in Zeno's palace, deafens oneself by firing the magnum straight up in the air next to one's head then unleashes Jigglypuff from its pokeball and tells it to use Sing. With the magnum placed at the now sleeping overlord's head, one can demand effective control over all twelve Dragon Ball universes!
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Westeros 2

One thing which bothers me about ASOIAF/GOT  is the height of the Wall and the fact that people have been able to cross over it. Not just stone-age Wildlings but that the (supposedly under-manned and under-funded) Night’s Watch were not only able to get to the top of the Wall but actually place defences on the top!  The Wall is actually so high that people would get blown off by the wind on a regular basis! It is established in the books that the Wall (which is 700 feet high and 300 miles long) protects itself, so perhaps this is more of a plot hole. OK, so let's imagine that the Wall is, actually (more like) 300 feet high and 150 miles long, while some parts of it have fallen down. At these parts the Night's Watch have their fortifications. Specifically Castle Black, Mole's Fort which basically contains a trebuchet and Eastwatch, where the Wall is a consistent 200 feet high and extends 60 feet into the Narrow Sea  There are a number of abandoned castles on the W...
Post a Comment
Read more

Fan Theories Seven

Star Trek's  Data had a field commission before attending Starfleet Academy. This website points out that    Data  joined Starfleet shortly (2341 CE) after being rescued but was still at the academy in 2378*. If both dates** are correct then perhaps Data didn't become a officer until 2278 because he joined as an enlisted man. At some point either he was required to serve on the bridge or as part of an away team. Both require an officer's commission to participate so I would imagine that Data was given a field commission by his commanding officer (the captain of the Trieste?) in order to do so. To be promoted further Data then had to attend the academy. It is possible that Miles  O'Brien went through the same process but that he declined academy attendance in order to take the position of Transporter Chief on the USS Enterprise-D. On closer inspection I appear to be wearing loafers. *The first series of Star Trek: The Next Generation a...
Post a Comment
Read more

Fan Theories

Family Guy is really set in Hell! Specifically one of the Hells in the  Culture  novel "Surface Detail". The television programme "American Dad!" is also set in one of these Hells, but different to the one Family Guy is set in. Think about it. The characters never age and most would end up institutionalised if they lived in a normal society. It also, perhaps, makes sense that the creators of these Hells would consider early twentieth century North America, Earth, a suitable place to set these Hells. In Surface Detail the Hells are terrible places where the downloaded  personalities of the dead are maintained. It's denizens are routinely raped by demons (one of whom may be Glen Quagmire ) or forced into arbitrary wars. All rapes result in pregnancy (Hell is a pretty horrible place of course), which is reminiscent of certain Family Guy episodes where unexpected or bizarre pregnancies occur.   
Post a Comment
Read more