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Jigglypuff/Fan Fiction

How To Take Over The:

1. World 

This song:
"Jigglypuff, Jiggly, yy-puff, puff
Jigglypuff, Jiggly
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
With trouble brewing or
Laughter in the air
With a smile, with a sigh
With all the right stuff
There are so many times when the
Song is just enough
Magical powers in the lush grass
In the shade of Mt. Moon
Make the song
Soothe you
(Jigglypuff, Jiggly, yy-puff)
The power of the melody moves you
Jigglypuff, Jiggly, Jiggly!
When it all seems lost, out of control
When the struggle breaks down and
Fear takes its toll
You can count on a friend who's
Just tough enough
And the song that's alive in the heart
Of Jigglypuff
Hours and hours
In the lush grass at the base
Of Mt. Moon
Make the song
Soothe you
(Jigglypuff, Jiggly, yy-puff)
The power of the melody moves you
The sing attack grooves you…"
I'd love to do a horror film where this happens: 
a deaf couple drive into town but everyone has disappeared! Where are they, this is getting scary! Being deaf they are immune to the Song of Jigglypuff. Two hours later the survivors convene in a School for the Deaf. 
  
2. (Star Wars) Galaxy 

with three Pokemon-
Jigglypuff sends Darth Sidious to sleep, allowing Darth Vader to finally stab his master with a lightsaber. 
Psyduck uses Confusion on all the Imperial Guardsmen and Stormtropoopers, causing them to all shoot each other!
Finally, Pikachu wastes Vader using its electric attacks, turning the Sith Lord into a melted puddle of burned flesh, metal and plastic!

3. Universe/Cosmos/Multiverse

with one Jigglypuff, one magnum .345 and one button allowing one to meet Zeno-
One appears in Zeno's palace, deafens oneself by firing the magnum straight up in the air next to one's head then unleashes Jigglypuff from its pokeball and tells it to use Sing. With the magnum placed at the now sleeping overlord's head, one can demand effective control over all twelve Dragon Ball universes!

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