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Pokemon are real!

Because 






















Jigglypuff's song 


























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makes people fall asleep 


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and she gets angry


















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...............................and writes on people's faces when they are asleep!







































The result








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What the $%*&?????










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and this poor victim:


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So if Jigglyuff is real then Pokemon have to be real too!








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